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Reader Reviews

'I heard your mate on the radio this morning and couldn't wait to get into your website. It's certainly all it's cracked up to be. I am looking forward to reading the book - and thank you for providing me with one less Christmas present headache - the clock is perfect. Best of luck with your venture, and the bus lane campaign down there in deepest darkest sarflondon. I look forward to hearing more about you in reviews and the like.'

Lisa Harriman (from up west!)


'Thanks for the book, I've been sitting in the motor having a good read of the first chapter since I parked and my neighbours probably think I've gone a bit loopy coz I started to larf out loud when I got to page 13 and read the passage about the "barmaid".

'You're a funny bloke and we both have something in common, I don't have time for toss-pots either and like many people - some of whom you refer to - it has been my mission in life to take them to task and hang them out to dry, unless they're built like a brick s*** house! In which case I just knee them in the b****** and run for the hills, pronto...

'I have really enjoyed reading the first chapter and will definitely recommend my three sisters (hands off you perv) and my old man to read it and my friends too. You're a diamond geezer and I look forward to meeting you again sometime soon, maybe play some backgammon with Frank Zappa's "Hot Rats" playing in the background, excellent.

'Good luck and I wish you every success with plenty of sales of what I am sure is going to be the first of many 'seriously funny' stories to come!... '

Marcus Lipman (photographer bloke)


'Ive been listening to the Robert Elms show over the last couple of week and it seems that interest in your book, bus, etc. etc has mushroomed. I understand that you did not set out to make a packet when you wrote the book. I feel that since its public airing sales will go through the roof.

'I love the time when you emptied cockroaches in the town hall.'

Terry Holland



'Wicked mate. you will be the next only fools and horses!'

Zyclam Red


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